i don't give a blog about it: 01.2009

Friday, January 30, 2009

:::::::silent but deadly:::::::

the following images are pieces of art by my lovely amazing friend Maggie Casey.

she was recently featured in American Craft Magazine....click that to read.

or, you can see more of her work here

she's just great, really really great.
her work makes my insides hurt.

::::but i'm probably the only one:::

this made me laugh REALLY hard. its supposed to be a caricature of him...

Thursday, January 29, 2009

COLORS!

So, i just fully spaced out....cause Radiohead was playing and i discovered this website where you can make color palettes and name them....here are a few that i found in my daze....

****please note, i did not name these, some other awesome humans did.

peanut butter cup.

Batman(old school)

two if by sea.

Stranger.

underground

Whyareyourunningaway?!

to see for yourself, go here: COLOURS!

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

rom-com fall downs

ok. I have a few questions that wont have answers...but....why the EFF!, does every single trailer for a romantic comedy have to have the following two things:

1. The song "Love Song" by Sara Bareilles that begins half way through the trailer and continues to the end.

2. People FALLING. why is that FUNNY!?!?!??!?! i do NOT understand. that is NOT funny!!!! People see it and turn to their husband/wife and say "Honey, we should see that that looks funny!"

and then, my friend Rachel pointed out the fact that people bungee jumping in movies like signifies growth and overcoming obstacles. Which, made me laugh for like 20 minutes..and i knew i had seen queen latifah bungee jump once. found it!

see below:

if you know me, you know how funny and insanely bad i think Last Holiday is.

anyway, there's so many more of these examples out there....oy.

:::::sexting:::::::

So, my hilarious friend Sara Keiner met a guy the other night and they made out a bunch and he's been sexy-texting (im gonna take this opportunity to coin the term sexting) her non-stop...so she looks him up on facebook..to learn a little more about him. Meanwhile he's sending her emails of photos of himself on vacation.

Facebook reveals...........

THIS ASSHOLE, has a long term girlfriend..not only that, this girlfriend has no problem with her nipples being on facebook...(and now my blog)

blerg.

Sara, ill pay for your creepo-magnet removal surgery....man, oh man.

Monday, January 26, 2009

listen/learn

Chris has been making podcasts, and they're totally awesome.

download them here:

http://midnightmarauder.mypodcast.com

and if you forget the link, i posted it in the sidebar too.

there's also a video of him talking about shaved vaginas, but i'm not gonna put that link up....

(its not hard to find though.)

oh, schmillary, how doooooo you do it!?

Friday, January 23, 2009

i like you.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

lol!

great minds think alike. Aakash Nihalamni, street artistsn thinks that subway add is just as dumb as i do!

:::time to say:::::

If any of you are way cooler than most humans (which I know you are, cause I wouldnt be friends with you otherwise) and you're in L-O-V-E. Here is a great place to buy someone a sweet hand made card!

JessicaZ.etsy.com

Examples:

I think they are badass! I like them sooo much, i think i may buy one card, and then buy another card to tell the first card that i love it.

-Lizard Bernstein

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

John Slezaker

love this guys work.....

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I normally wouldn't allow anything this UGLY on my blog....but, this was an advertisement i just saw on gothamist.com. Can any of you out there please tell me WHAT THIS MEANS?!

Ugh.....kill me now.