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So, my hilarious friend Sara Keiner met a guy the other night and they made out a bunch and he's been sexy-texting (im gonna take this opportunity to coin the term sexting) her non-stop...so she looks him up on facebook..to learn a little more about him. Meanwhile he's sending her emails of photos of himself on vacation. 

Facebook reveals...........

THIS ASSHOLE, has a long term girlfriend..not only that, this girlfriend has no problem with her nipples being on facebook...(and now my blog)

blerg. 

Sara, ill pay for your creepo-magnet removal surgery....man, oh man.